Free to play40,000 coursesMembers' club, not a scorecard

Know the number.
Beat Dave.

A golf app built like a members' club. Yardages that account for the wind you're standing in, a scorecard that works with no signal, and a clubhouse full of people who will absolutely bring it up if you three-putt.

300 founding places · Price locked for life · iPhone first
Wind, air and slopeThe Cheekygolf hole view: a satellite image of the hole with the line to the pin, 352 yards to the middle, and a plays-like figure of 337 broken down into wind, air and slope
What you get

Everything a round actually needs.

No fixtures, no faff, no signing up to a governing body. Open it on the first tee and it already knows where you are.

01

Know the yardage

Front, middle and back, from GPS. Tap the fairway to aim anywhere you like. Premium adds what it plays like once the wind, the air and the slope have had their say.

02

Score the four-ball

Every player, every hole, gross and nett, with handicap strokes allocated by stroke index. It all works in a dead spot and syncs when you come back to the world.

03

Find out where it went

Sign the card and it tells you the truth in words: what the par 3s cost you, where the round went, how it sits against your own average. Not a table of numbers — a read.

04

Settle it afterwards

A running record against everyone you play, a feed your mates can applaud or heckle, and a bucket list of the hundred courses worth arguing about.

Choosing an aim point on the Cheekygolf hole viewAim small, forgive big.
The clubhouse

Golf is better with an audience.

Most golf apps are a filing cabinet for your scores. This one is built around the fact that the best part of golf is the four people you played it with.

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    A record against every mate. Won, lost, halved, and the current streak. It remembers, so neither of you has to pretend to.
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    Crews and a clubhouse feed. Private group chat, rounds as they finish, and a round of applause when somebody finally breaks 90.
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    The Hundred. The hundred courses worth playing before you can't. Tick them off, photograph them, and watch somebody in your crew get ahead of you.
The Roll Call

Somebody had to rate the sausage rolls.

Five marks out of five — pastry, temperature, meat-to-pastry ratio, size, value. Score above 4.5 and the halfway hut earns a blue star. A perfect five gets a gold one. No other golf app does this, which says more about them than it does about us.

Pastry

Flake, structure, and whether it survived the walk to the 10th tee.

Temperature

Hot, warm, or a crime. Marked honestly and without mercy.

Ratio

The great debate. Too much pastry is a pasty with ambition.

Value

£4.50 at a members' club is its own kind of hazard.

Membership

Pick your battle.

The app is free and stays free. Premium unlocks everything the course data can tell you.

Free
£0 /forever

Score a round, find a course, settle an argument.

  • GPS yardages and the satellite hole view
  • Offline scorecards for a full four-ball
  • Every course, searchable, with tees and stroke indexes
  • The Hundred and The Roll Call
  • Head to Head, crews and the clubhouse
  • Your stats, your rounds and your Cheeky Year
Get started
First month free
Premium
£9.99 /month

Every yardage the course will give you. No league.

  • Plays-like distances — wind, air and slope
  • Hole insights: carries, hazards and what's in the way
  • Start your own competitions, in 13 formats
  • Advanced stats and where the shots go
  • £99 a year if you pay up front
Start the free month
Coming soon
League
£19.99 /month

The lot — the league, the Order of Merit, the Shootout.

  • Everything in Premium
  • Monthly Medals in your division
  • Order of Merit and the national ladder
  • The Cheeky Shootout
  • Simulator league entry and the Majors
When it opens
;)

Founding season — 300 places. Founding members lock their price for life, get the founder merch pack, and their names on the first Championship trophy. When the 300 are gone, they're gone. One founding season, ever.

Claim yours

Prices include VAT. Monthly rolling — cancel or pause anytime, as easily as you joined. Subscriptions bought in the app are billed by Apple and cancelled in your iPhone's Settings. 18+ only.

Coming soon

The simulator league, when it's ready.

A national league played on simulators: divisions by handicap, monthly medals on a nominated course under locked conditions, promotion, relegation and an order of merit that runs all season.

It isn't open yet. We're working through the technical approval needed to take scores straight from the simulator, and we'd rather launch a league whose numbers you can trust than one you have to type in and hope. Members get told first, and founding places carry over.

Soon
Approval in progress
Divisions
Handicap-fair from day one
First
Founding members hear before anyone

Run a simulator venue? A league fills quiet weekday bays with players who keep coming back. Worth a conversation now rather than later.

A Cheekygolf-branded simulator bay
Straight answers

What it is, and what it isn't.

Golf apps have a habit of implying more than they can do. Here is the honest version, in advance, so nobody finds out the disappointing way.

Your number

The Cheeky Rating

The average of your best eight rounds out of the last twenty, each hole capped at net double bogey. It gives you a fair game against your mates.

  • Not a WHS Handicap Index
  • Not issued by a governing body
  • Genuinely useful for a fiver on the first tee
Be aware
Course data

Someone else's numbers

Pars, stroke indexes, tee lengths and hole coordinates come from a provider. Usually right, occasionally wrong — and there's a report button for when it is.

  • Guidance for a golf shot
  • Not survey data
  • We pass confirmed errors back
Your data

Yours to take or delete

Download everything we hold on you as one file, any time. Close your account from inside the app and it's gone — profile, rating, rounds, reviews.

  • No selling it to anyone
  • No hostage-taking on the way out
  • Rounds you shared stay on your mates' cards
Questions

The stuff you'd actually ask.

Does it work without signal?

Yes. Scoring, the card and your shots all land on the phone first and sync when you have a bar again. Half of British golf happens in a dead spot and an app that gives up there is no use to anybody.

Is the Cheeky Rating a real handicap?

No, and we won't pretend otherwise. It behaves like one — best eight of your last twenty, capped at net double bogey, adjusted for the tee — and it's ideal for a fair game among mates. It is not a World Handicap System index and can't be used where one is required.

Which courses are on it?

Around 40,000, with pars, stroke indexes, tee lengths and per-hole coordinates for the great majority. If a course is scorecard-only with no yardages, the app tells you that up front rather than quietly guessing.

When is the simulator league opening?

When the approval we need to read scores straight from the simulator is finished. It's progressing well, and we'd rather be late than launch a league whose scores nobody trusts. Join now and you'll be told before it's announced anywhere else.

What if I'm rubbish?

Perfect, you're our target market. Everything is handicap fair, the rating uses your best rounds rather than your worst, and nobody has ever been thrown out of a clubhouse for a seven.

Can I cancel?

Anytime, as easily as you joined. If you subscribed inside the app, Apple handles it — cancel in your iPhone's Settings. If you subscribed here, cancel from your account page. The free month runs to the end either way.

Your golf, written down properly.
And your mates' held against them.

300 founding places. Locked price for life. Your name on the first trophy. The league lands when it's ready — everything else is waiting for you now.

Claim a founding place
18+ · Prices include VAT · Cancel anytime · Not a WHS handicap